Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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