Jerry, you need to find god
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I cut my penus on the lid.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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