i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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