She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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