so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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