They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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