they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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