Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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