im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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