this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
wow bdsm is so cute
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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