what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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