Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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