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You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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