I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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