this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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