I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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