She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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