the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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