Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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