I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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