How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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