Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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