I hope mine doesn't look like that
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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