Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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