I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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