carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I want to fling myself into the sun
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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