I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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