just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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