my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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