just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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