I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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