One girl and one boy is just not enough.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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