we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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