great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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