mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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