How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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