that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
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