this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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