Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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