Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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