I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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