There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Randomize
