Heybabeimwearingurpanties
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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