Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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