hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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