it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
is wine microwaveable?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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