Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
