People with herpes should wear stickers.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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