Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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