Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
he wants to bone in the snuggie
cat food counts as protein by the way
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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