Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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